February 2011
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR... →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
Stupid night classes and stupid night shifts. I want to go skating =( Guess I’ll find some one during my reading break.
January 2011
spinning in chair while printing out 22 page article yaaaaay!`
It came with the table. I didn’t ask for the fork an knife. Its new to me @_@ http://yfrog.com/gz2u5mrj
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”
– Marcel Pagnol (via kari-shma)
I had coffee that was considered strong, why am I slowly falling asleep?
I binge eat when im stressed, im always stressed im surprised im not fat..
So is sing talk the new trend? It must be just me but katy perry seems to do that in “last friday night”
Its cute when kids chant “let’s go giants” but after awhile, its annoying.
“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young...”
– Stephen Colbert, via Dave (via heather-rivers)
and normally i cringe when i hear foreigners (especially white people) butcher Cantonese.
When I see good looking chicks with ugly guys I always wondered why they’re together
#Improudtosay I’m screwed for my paper.
I swear every time I’m the only one that has one item and its like a 5 min wait to pay for my antihistimes
I don’t get what’s up with the women being prizes lately. Does it have to do with valentines?
I ate pizza with a fork. Im so classy.
I agree with 3/10 of the Characters in this list, however I WOULD love to see Russel Edginton;s own show >http://bit.ly/hRZvpX
RT @TheRedPocket: We are giving away gifts and we’ll be all over Fair Child Radio during Chinese New Years! Money bag for everyone!! Com …
<3 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929479
Okay I need to figure out how to read the MANOVA results as well as Wilks’s Lambda…
yaaay to the return of my favorite shows =D #theoffice, #community #fringe #30rock
Uh what just happened at edmonds station? #transit
I’m late :( thankfully school’s comp are slow. (@ Douglas College) http://4sq.com/hgVT3T
Aw booo, gap is discontinuing the sprize program. Honestly- it wasn’t that great to begin with. One less card to use
That's What We DO!: That's A Long Time Without Sex... →
thatswhatwedo:
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem…
and i was amused at this chick walking down the street struggling to walk in stillettos.
Wow. I didn’t know john wilmot hated sex so much he had to write a poem about it
Coffee before work (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/emvaCw